The Washington Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards the city of Seattle. For the first offense, they give you two Seattle Seahawks tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
A. The Seattle Seahawks.
Q. What do the Seahawks and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell ‘Jesus Christ.’
Q. How do you keep a Seattle Seahawk out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Seattle Seahawk with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What’s the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Seahawks does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Seahawks and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
I can do this because I am a Seahawk Fan for over 25+ Years, 1976 the year they started, to be exact. I go back to the Steve Largent, Jim Zorn, Chuck Knox, days.